By Rhonda Rhea
Give me a couple of words when I’m
in word slicing and dicing mode and, all for my own selfish sentence-shaping
desires, I will invariably shamelessly try to force them to life in some sort
of brazen word-morph move. It’s called “worphing.” And okay, yes, that’s made
up.
Sometimes I’ll throw in a hyphen just to mess with the
minds of duteous grammarians. Sometimes I don’t even bother to do that. Can’t
think of a good word for that problem spot? No prob. Presumptuously create a
new one!
Mwah ha ha ha. It LIVES!
In whatever way I may monstrously
play with words, I do try to consistently remind myself of their power. It’s
not so much about their origins or legitimacy, but it’s really so much more
about the heart message I choose to communicate with them. Are they beneficial?
Worthwhile? Encouraging? The Apostle Paul wrote often in the Bible about how we
use our words. “Don’t use foul or abusive language. Let everything you say be
good and helpful, so that your words will be an encouragement to those who hear
them,” (Ephesians 4:29, NLT).
That’s what I want. Whether I’m
story-building in fiction or writing humor for a magazine or putting the
finishing touches on the next Bible study, I really do want to keep my writing
good and helpful. Encouraging and worthwhile. I want it to have heart. I want
it to LIVE!
As writers, we know it’s true that the written word can
take on a life of its own. Not necessarily in the Franken-vein, but life, for
sure. I’m shooting for staying diligent enough, yet playful enough, for my
words to hearten readers. Words with purpose. Even when I’m mercilessly
worphing and monstering the English language.
Some will still call me a Dr. Frankenstein. Frankenworder,
maybe. Me? I like to think of myself as: The Vocabulator.
I’ll be back.
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Rhonda
Rhea is a humor columnist, radio personality and author of 10 books, including How Many Lightbulbs Does It Take to Change a Person, and
her newest, Espresso Your Faith, releasing in
January 2013. Her first work of fiction, Get
a Grip, is also due to be
released in 2013, co-authored with her daughter, Kaley Faith Rhea. Their second
co-authored novel is scheduled to follow in 2014. Rhonda lives near St. Louis and is a pastor’s wife and mother of
five children in their teens and twenties. You can find out more at
www.RhondaRhea.com.